Aaron, which is easier to work with, Unity, or Flash? (I'm referring to the game platforms.)

@lachlan999 sorry to burst your bubble, that contest is over *facepalm*

i don't even have a toaster. How many monkey money is 1 blop worth, and how many blops is sas4 cash worth?

LOOK AT THIS FANCY MAN WITH THE FANCY TOASTER WHICH IS ABLE TO PRODUCE FOUR FANCY PIECES OF TOAST. I bet you even have some type of fancy Nutella spread to go with said-toast. Not me though, All we ever had was a defective toaster that would pop prematurely. You can't possibly know the hardships of having to go back and forth to the toaster to resume the cooking process. Sometimes you'd have to sit there, Holding down the lever to ensure proper caramelization on each side of the bread. But even then it wasn't perfect, You would always end up with either warm bread, Or black toast. What I'm trying to say is, I envy you and your toaster. One day I'll devise a plan to obtain said-toaster, To ensure no one else will have to go through such hardships caused by the lack of a proper toaster. (Except for you, Because you know, You'll be all toaster-less after I've taken it away.)

#makeyoutubegreatagain

Will you at least add the Leviathan achievement for Fortress Destroyer anytime soon? At least that won't be hard to do.

Any relation between the new buff for the Shredder and my draw a gun, win a gun competition entry? I want bragging rights acknowledged so I can say to people who have 12*** black Shredders saying how better he is then my red Feld, "Its more awesome now because of MEEEEE!" draw a gun, win a gun,-lachlan999 http://imgur.com/ZsGMwqB The Mincer Full auto experimental prototype weapon in testing, heavily sacrifices agility, movement, clip size, to fire 4 smaller, deadlier explosive discs based on the Shredders design, extremely sharpened edges allow quick cuts through flesh. Aim away from your face, limbs and allies, and DO NOT operate under the influence of the chemical substance known as 'Alcohol

So last week, I ask lewisbx to do the news for me. However, there were some that he missed. So I'll be putting the stuff he missed last week, plus this week's news. BTW, some people did not get the answer to my riddle. Apps are what you find in mobile phones. Rent is what you do when you want to borrow homes. Ice is blown off by Tempest Tornado and is scoffed by Dragon's Breath. So there you go, App+Rent+Ice. Monkey Apprentice. Last Week's News: -CWJ-D wins the riddle competition; his prize contained 2 pieces of trash -CWJ-D's riddle stirs confusion in the Blog "Ronson 55? Nah, I get Hard Thorn spammed." -CWJ-D wins his fourth Championship; his Black Box contained trash -Insult feature of CWJ-D Simulator gets CWJ-D himself banned -CWJ-D Simulator taken down from Steam temporarily, currently on modifications and bug fixes -CWJ-D wins a Mark of Jealousy, Arcticfrost objects CWJ-D's rights to own one and gets rekt by Flowey "You really ARE an idiot." -CWJ-D is actually Flowey the Flower -Heavies cannot change into Medics, as proven by AnnLee Watson1 and Rohan Sharpe Anforth -Engineers cannot change into toasters as well -CWJ-D gets his first Daily Challenge accepted -Everything is about CWJ-D -Some parts of this news may be bogus as well This Week's News: -Aaron has officially proven that 16 slices of bread can fit in a toaster -Increasing number of toaster riots happen worldwide -Point50Ninja attempts to disguise monkeys as SAS troops -New update on SAS4; Hotspot, Shredder, and more weapons get buffed -Recent viral mutation causes Bloaters to grow to planet-size and all other zombies into midgets -Spilt opinions on the new update -Vortex shows up again -CWJ-D proves that Shipwreck can be beaten without Monkey Buccaneers -CWJ-D is not first -Robo Monkey's description turns out be be false -Some parts of this news may be bogus

hey aaron, do you have any social media?

What happened to the portal artifact? D: