SAS Zombie Assault 4 Haiku Competition
Thanks for the entries, everyone! After reading through them I've come up with the top 3 SAS 4 Haiku
3rd: Brickmeister1917
I've tanked through the maps,
Alone and together. But,
Those blasted Runners!
2nd: GoldenWhale
Dismembered zombies'
Heads roll around in the dirt.
Football, anyone?
1st: mb_nk-btd
Dreaming of sprinting
down gore-splashed hallways. Alas,
I am a Heavy
Congratulations! One, two and three Elite Cores have been sent your respective ways!
Questions from the Comments:
What hotkeys will Battles Steam have? What kind of contest did the NK team come up with to decide that?
At the moment we're planning for tower select, upgrade and sell hotkeys. We won't have bloon send hotkeys in at launch. Luckily we agreed pretty quickly on that. I don't think I could handle losing more fingers.
Favourite card from a standard deck of 52 playing cards?
I've always been a fan of the Four of Diamonds.
What is your favourite fun in SAS4?
RIA T7
What annoys you the most?
Favourite dice game?
Has to be Yahtzee.
If you could select a new mod, who would it be?
If? Psh, I could select a new mod right now if I wanted. There are a few people who I think could be good but we won't have more mods until... well, not yet anyway.
Got any dirt on maybe when the new forums might start coming along?
Not yet, unfortunately. They're closer than they were a month ago at least :)
Did you spill your coffee again, Aaron?
Coffee is continually spilling around me. I just can't help it.
Which is more powerful in your opinion: Red Plasticyte or a toaster?
I get this question a lot and while I instinctively know a toaster is more powerful, I've never been able to put into words why exactly. I think a lot of it just comes down to toasters being able to make delicious toast. Though Red Plasticyte on bread could be good...
What would you prefer, Umbreon or a pre-release of Pokemon Sun/Moon exclusive to you?
An IRL Umbreon? Could be dangerous...
Out of curiosity [good reason to ask a question in my opinion], are there any plans to implement tower or features of BTD5 Steam into BTD5 web?
No, unfortunately.
I hope you enjoyed the Haiku and the blog post in general. If you have a question, comment, competition idea or perhaps a funny anecdote, please leave it below and I'll see you all next week.
Aaron
WEAR IS THE LAM SAUCE!!!!!!!!???????
Red Plasticyte on bread? Yeah, because nothing is as delicious as a piece of radioactive plan matter that looks like cancer on bread.
What happened to the "What annoys you the most" question?
If RollerCoasterFan325 was an admin, would he completely destroy these forums? (Hint: Yes)
Thank you, Sir Aaron. I am become such happier!
Why did I forget to enter the Haiku contest?
A Haiku Contest? Too bad I was moving then. I could've won 1st. #GimmeCoresforlate1stplace Anyway, here's a really bad News Post. Excuse me, because my Internet wasn't connected for a week and I missed a ton of fun stuff. Today's News: -CWJ-D finally returns to the forums and finds out his third DC got accepted -Aaaaand he missed out on a Championship, a new Premium Weapon sale, and a Haiku Contest, GG him -Ricochet, CM 352 Quasar, and CM 467 on sale as Premium Weapons -CWJ-D recalls his memory of the Ricochet's design in the Draw a Gun, Win a Gun contest, he may be wrong though -New Forums coming soon...or is it? -Toasters appear as a new threat to the NCA; Blackwater Blueprints depicting a gigantic vessel shaped like a toaster salvaged -AARON STOP SPILLING YOUR COFFEE, OR JUST PUT IT ON A LEASH -That's all for this week, sorry
will games other than SAS4 get updated soon?
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