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  • 16-kiwislice
    reten over 9 years ago

    hola a todos,clanes y otros,en una feria, había un señor, un señor que se dedicaba a vender globos de colores y de formas a los niños, claro está , y había un niño que pasando por allí, empezó a tirar piedrecitas a ver si los estallaba, explotaban y el dueño se enfureció, a lo que los padres un poco más lejos intervinieron y tuvieron que explicarle al dueño que su hijo en su tiempo libre, jugaba a bloons....como se quedo el dueño de los globos??????hihihihi

  • 37-fireyrig
    [deleted-NzU5ODkxNQ==] over 9 years ago

    Which monkey is the smartest? The Sun God, because he is the brightest. OR Why is the Super Monkey good at being a doctor? Because he has lots of plasma Choose from either 1 of these :p

  • 15-btd_dart
    [deleted-MTA0NzYwODE=] over 9 years ago

    When will meltdown and ice sation be put on mobile and the championships?

  • 34-miamininja
    [deleted-NTc0NTEwOA==] over 9 years ago

    youll need to skim through these to get it. But basically, steam brought in an escrow hold which now holds all trades for 15 days. Thats all you NEED to know, but you might wanna know more. (http://store.steampowered.com/news/19618/)(and another one introducing teh 15 day hold) 'Someone told me a joke about escrow. It took me 15 days to get it.' Coz the 15 day trade hold didn't let me get the joke for 15 days. XD Still dont get it? Basically it was like we were trading jokes, but the escrow holds back trades for 15 days for security, so it took me 15 days to egt the joke. get as in recieve, but get also as in understand.

  • 17-boombot
    8414990 over 9 years ago

    There's a track in BTD5 for the inner planets, so why not a track for the outer ones? Jupiter, Saturn, Ura nus (why is this word blocked?), Neptune, and of course, Pluto.

  • 7-dartling
    Master Hand over 9 years ago

    True Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your own hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried to do number 3. 6. When you did number three you realized it was possible, but you look like a dog. 7. You are smiling right now, because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. You probably hate me now ;).

  • 2-sniperprone
    The Other Elf Boy over 9 years ago

    John: Kiwis are awesome. Aaron: I know! Aren't they adorable?! John: I don't know about that, but I find them quite tasty. Aaron: What?!! John: You act as if you're surprised. Aaron: Well of course I am!! What cruel man eats a kiwi?!! John: Actually, lots of people eat kiwis. Aaron: (passes out from shock) Does this qualify as a joke? I made it kind of long, and I just realized I have no use for the rewards for the web versions of these games.

  • 44-superabove
    Scottobozo over 9 years ago

    Can there be some kind of "Low Detail Mode" in BMC? I play on low flash quality, and I still lag on volcano tiles because of all the orange smoke stuff.

  • 10-dartlingfullauto
    [deleted-MTM1MjQ2MQ==] over 9 years ago

    why did the bloonchipper succeed at life? because he was a CHIP off the old block! JK he knew how to do taxes

  • 37-fireyrig
    mtboy66 over 9 years ago

    Why did the Ninja Kiwi cross the road? Because a bloon was waiting on the other side! xD (reference to the start up animation if ya didn't get it. lol)

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