Hey there everyone,
First bloggini thing of the year I guess, so welcome to the 26 January 2018 Spaghetti Blogonaise
Aaron's kinda not here, so i'm hijacking it this week. PLOT TWIST.
People are mostly settled back into work after our Christmas holidays now, days are long and hot in Auckland @_@ and my fan broke so i'm cranky (But that's not important). I don't know anything else interesting to bring up so... Here's a random question for you Red Bloon + Blue Bloon = Green Bloon, but what is Yellow Bloon + Pink Bloon?
Our dear friend SpaceNK also had a bit of trouble this week attempting to 'blow back black bloons', try and say that one 5 times fast. Maybe record and share your attempts in the comments. Maybe that would be cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's Going On This Week?
Tower Keepers: Ongoing Zaluss boss event, hero battles rewards x2, double gems sale and gem master passive event.
BTD Battles: BFB on Friday, MOAB cards and MOAB club Saturday, BFB with no bonus tower and BFB random cards on Sunday.
Club access and medallions on sale.
SAS4 web: Apoc on Friday with bounties, LMS on Saturday with alloy as reward on a boss bounty, VS on Sunday with a black item as reward on bounties.
Sales on epic pack and 3rd premium gun set: Handkanone, CM 505 and HIKS S4000
SAS4 Mobile: LMS on Friday, Apoc on Saturday with black item as reward, VS on Sunday.
Sales on: nantos, epic pack and 4th premium gun set: Vitriol, Ronson 5x5 and CM 0Kelvin
BMC web and mobile: Daily monkey teams with knowledge packs as reward on Sunday. Knowledge packs on sale.
BTD5: Sniper monkey skins on sale.
Bloonvasion, fresh golden bloon event and ceramic pops counting for the leaderboards.
BSM2: Double blops and double boosters (explosive, turbo and bouncy).
Questions from the Comments:
Ever thought of hiring Carlos Matos as your new game yodeler?
I think if we needed to have a 'yodeler', I couldn't look past Takeo Ischi.
Any plans on adding a chat?
There are no plans on having any sort of site chat, although we do now have an official discord channel you can find using This Link and you are very welcome to join.
Discord can run through your browser, and also has a desktop installable. Shoutout to WeegeeMaelstrom from discord who responded first when i asked who wanted a shoutout xP
Nice
Very nice.
Will Camo Regen Reds be nerfed in BTD6?
Yes, but Soapy Camo Regen Antimatter Red Bloons might be worrisome. If such a thing was to exist that is. Probably not.
Will you be showing anymore screenshot for new towers in BTD6 any time soon?
Nothing planned that i'm aware of, but coming closer to the official release i think we will start to give away a few more spoilers. As to when that official release actually is, don't bother asking, we don't know either. But it should be soon™!
Will BTD6 be missing features from BTD5 like odyssey/totem events/bloonvasion
The initial release will most likely be missing a lot of these events, but they among other things may be added later on.
This is totally real BTD6 footage I'm seeing, amirite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Actually yes, I know it looks quite rough since this was recorded from a very early alpha version of the game though. You can expect a much more polished final release :)
When is BTD7 coming out?
Before Half Life 4
Do u kno de whey?
If I were to choose the sights, the sounds, the fragrances I most would want to see and hear and smell--among all the delights of the open world--on a final day on earth, I think I would choose these: the clear, ethereal song of a white-throated sparrow singing at dawn; the smell of pine trees in the heat of the noon; the lonely calling of Canada geese; the sight of a dragon-fly glinting in the sunshine; the voice of a hermit thrush far in a darkening woods at evening; and--most spiritual and moving of sights--the white cathedral of a cumulus cloud floating serenely in the blue of the sky.
Does this count as a rhetorical question?
Not anymore
Tower Keepers level 60 update, anyone?
Currently we have no plans to increase the level cap again, though who can say what the future may hold. At the moment all hands are on BTD6, hoping™ for™ a™ release™ some™ time™ early™ to™ mid™ 2018®
How come in the guild boss battle 3rd place gets more guild marks than 2nd place in the Player Ranking?
The 'Top Player' rankings for Boss Portals are only within other members of your guild, so you are only participating with up to 49 other players here.
Is that why you are biased towards spongegar memes? Are YOU spongegar?
I don't know about myself but, between us, Aaron is pretty suspicious. Keep an eye on him
Is there a way to get notified when there is a new blog post?
Officially not, however if you join our discord group mentioned before we do have an announcements channel where the weekly™ blogs are posted
For the questions, how do you guys decide which one to use?
I'm going with almost everything i know an answer for...
But I feel like this is turning out to be way longer a blog than normal so i had to cut it down a bit. Sorry about that
When is Immy going to make us banana pancakes?
Immy claims you guys are already satisfied from when she showed Hayley's pancakes. Is that true? Seems like excuses to me.
Well everyone that's all I got for now, I apologize for this hijacking of your beloved bloggeruno. Remember to leave your creative and interesting responses comment section below, and your memes will be reviewed in the next episode of ASBPTIHHDGM (ah-seh-BUH-petti-HHUUUD-dee-gym) That is, unless Aaron comes back. In which case i'll have to hide. Please give me some ideas for places to hide...
Remember to join us on Discord!!!
~ Rohan
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Rohan I love you <3
Can I get a hoya
When are you going to give card battles a fair shot at the leaderboards and be able to do equally as good in your clan getting keys as everyone else who plays normal? Why does cards only get 1 or 2 rooms max per week and normal gets 4 rooms plus more boss rooms at the end of the week... Why not take out the 1 hour of downtime durring the boss rooms and give us a fair shot at playing the game too. I ain't got top 100 at all because of this and if it was fair I would be top 100 every single week. Makes all those things that I bought like clubs worthless to me because cards only gets random cards for the bigger rooms like moab pit... Just make the game fair for us all. Trust me there is more that only plays card battles too.
How many NK discord inside jokes can you cram into one blog answer?
The Game.
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Pizza delivery monkey in BTD6?
oof that's some hardcore gameplay I love the preview!