Hey everyone!
Welcome to the Ninja Kiwi blog for the 17th of August, 2018!
What's been going on this week?
What a week! We've had Battles tournaments, birthdays, handball competitions and even moved some of the desks around in the office. Not to mention the crazy amount of work that's gone into BTD 6 and BAT TD.
We've also making two of our awesome games free to download. Fortress Destroyer and Bloons Super Monkey 2. Fortress destroyer will remain free while Bloons Super Monkey 2 will be on a 10-day free trial starting tomorrow. If you haven't yet played them I highly suggest you give them a shot.
Fortress Destroyer: iOS
Fortress Destroyer: Google Play
Bloons Super Monkey 2: iOS
Bloons Super Monkey 2: Google Play
This weeks focus:
- BTD6 -
Pile O' Monkey Money sale.
- Tower Keepers -
Hero battles rewards x2, double gold. Warlock and Shaman skins on sale.
Ongoing Gathering Storm campaign.
- BTD Battles -
BFB with no bonus and BFB cards on Friday, MOAB, MOAB club, MOAB club cards on Saturday, BFB with no bonus, BFB club and BFB random cards on Sunday.
Medallions and Engineer skins on sale.
- SAS4 web -
LMS with full boosts as rewards on Friday, VS with black item as reward on bounties on Saturday, Apoc with boss bounty for alloy on Sunday.
Sales on epic pack and 7th premium gun set: Bayonet, RIA 75 and 888 CAW
- SAS4 Mobile -
VS on Friday, Apoc on Saturday, LMS on Sunday with black box as reward.
Sales on nantos, epic pack and 9th premium gun set: Contagion, Ahab and Calamity
- BMC web and mobile -
Daily monkey teams with knowledge packs as rewards on Saturday. Monkey knowledge packs on sale.
- BTD5 -
Preferred monkey changing maps every 3hs. Bloonvasion and ZOMG pops counting for the leaderboards.
Monkey money and ninja skins on sale.
- BSM2 -
Double blops and boosters.
Competition:
This weeks competition is to take the following sentence and fill in the blanks with the funniest, wackiest and weirdest (keep it PG) things you can think of! The more Bloons related the better!
Fill in the blanks:
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at ______ , I saw a ______ perched in a tree. My companion ______ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my ______ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the ______ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past ______ and by ______ , but as we were running, we slipped on a ______ and fell on our ______ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "____________ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked ______ , and it tasted ______ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served ______ for dessert and let us watch ______ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for ______ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the ______ . We will put it in a ______ in the ______ and charge people ______ to see it.
Post your entries in a comment below.
The prize for this week's competition is:
Mystery Prize for a game of your choice!
Please pick from the following:
BTD5, BMC, SAS4, Tower Keepers web
BTD 6, Battles, BMC, SAS4, Tower Keepers, Fortress Destroyer, Bloons Super Monkey 2 mobile
Include your mobile User ID if you're wanting a prize for mobile.
Rules:
One entry per person
Terms apply
Entries must be in before 2 pm, Friday 24th of August(New Zealand time)
Include your username/platform user ID details in your entry.
Questions from the comments:
- Why has Rohan been playing BTD6 for days on end?
Because he's immortal and the only thing that sustains his immortality is Burger Fuel and Bloons TD 6.
- It was previously said that the 0-0 dart monkey kept winning "Employee" of the month at Ninja Kiwi headquarters. But what if you guys add a "Hero of the Month"? The four legendary heroes - "Bow Monkey who can't aim" "Pyro Monkey who is bae" "Tree Monkey with Blue Fur" "Tank Monkey" Who would win?
We all know the 0-0-0 Dart Monkey is the one and only True Hero. Don't believe me? Just watch the first 4 minutes of this video.
- SAS5 when?
Oooops, you just reset the countdown. Timer reset to 666 days.
- Will BMC or BTDB be updated to include the new towers and upgrades as BTD6?
It's not in our current scope as we are prioritizing BAT TD and BTD 6 content.
- What is a life in BTD6? Back when soulbind was a thing, the conversion rates meant that even a Dart Monkey was worth 2 lives. So whose life is being lost when a bloon leaks and why is it worth less than monkey lives?
Any life is only truly as valuable as a sacrifice it can offer to the one true sun god, and if you can't offer any sacrifice this only serves to anger that power. So you're really just trying to keep the sun god happy and resting until it's power is needed.
When you can't do that, well Churchill says it best.
Also, Tim's Birthday Party.
As always, feel free to ask a question and I'll do my best to answer!
Tarn
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at Muddy Puddles, I saw a 0/0/0 Dart Monkey perched in a tree. My companion Gwendolin said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my Pirate Lord hooks from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the Dart Monkey jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past #ouch and by some True Sun God worshippers, but as we were running, we slipped on a Glue Trap and fell on our rear ends. Quincy saw us and yelled, "I am Quincy, son of Quincy!" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked banana pancakes, and it tasted not great , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served banana bread for dessert and let us watch Bloons Adventure Time on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for Camo Regen Fortified Red Bloons and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the Dart Monkey. We will put it in a invisible cage in the town center and charge people 3000 Monkey Money to see it. (BMC web prize if I win)
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at OLIVE GARDEN, I saw a SENTIENT BREADSTICK perched in a tree. My companion STRIKER JONES said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my SPAGHETTI LASSO from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the BREADSTICK jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past KMART and by SEVERAL BOOKCASES, but as we were running, we slipped on a TART and fell on our FACES. Quincy saw us and yelled, "YOU WANT SOME?!" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked COLD CUCUMBER SOUP, and it tasted ATROCIOUS, but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served CHERRY SODAS for dessert and let us watch "BEST OF PAINT DRYING" on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for A FISHING POLE and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the BREADSTICK. We will put it in a FISHBOWL in the LOUNGE and charge people $-8 to see it.
i'd loveee to gain access to BTD6. but it's not on STEAM. when will it be on Steam? i'd love to have like a estimate of what month it will be unleashed
Also, Tam- Not funny. The SAS5 question was valid and a simple, straight answer is a fair thing to ask for.
I'll try again since you didn't answer my question this week. Can you allow scrolls to add up for maxed heroes instead of turning straight into Skill Points on TK? I'm getting punished for having max heroes otherwise.
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at the zen garden called Rake, I saw a lonely bloonchipper perched in a tree. My companion Gwendolin said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my buccaneer grappling hook from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the bloonchipper jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past the monkey statuette by the cherry blossom trees, but as we were running, we slipped on a camo trap and fell on our tails. Quincy saw us and yelled, "You can all have some!... free food at my placeā We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked up a permanent brew, and it tasted slightly bitter, but we drank it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served a BTD3 inspired monkey shaped cake for dessert and let us watch Adventure Time on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for a Hereling and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the bloonchipper. We will put it in a BTD6 game in the app store and charge people a free update to see it. (ID - ATRWFEXBD)
When will SAS4 be fixed to work on the latest version of flash?
https://pastebin.com/jvxYxQLi (everything I put here gets cropped)
For some reason it won't let me edit my entry comment, so I'll post my username and ID here, sorry. Username: TheDarkLink ID: LHPCCTXCD
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _Striker Jones_ , I saw a _Striker Jones_ perched in a tree. My companion _Striker Jones_ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _Jiker Strones_ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _Striker Jones_ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Biker Bones_ and by _Miker Moans_ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _Like those Loans_ and fell on our _Tighter Phones_ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "_OH COME ON_ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _Shiker Tones_ , and it tasted _Striker Jones_ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _Jiker Strones_ for dessert and let us watch _SERIOUSLY?!?_ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _Biker Bones_ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _Striker Jones_ . We will put it in a _NOTHING GETS PAST MY BOW_ in the _Piker Pwns_ and charge people _10k Monkey Money_ to see it.