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  • 23-btdapache
    WeegeeMaelstrom over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at Muddy Puddles, I saw a 0/0/0 Dart Monkey perched in a tree. My companion Gwendolin said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my Pirate Lord hooks from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the Dart Monkey jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past #ouch and by some True Sun God worshippers, but as we were running, we slipped on a Glue Trap and fell on our rear ends. Quincy saw us and yelled, "I am Quincy, son of Quincy!" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked banana pancakes, and it tasted not great , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served banana bread for dessert and let us watch Bloons Adventure Time on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for Camo Regen Fortified Red Bloons and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the Dart Monkey. We will put it in a invisible cage in the town center and charge people 3000 Monkey Money to see it. (BMC web prize if I win)

  • 11-bionicboomer
    AlexTheGrt over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at OLIVE GARDEN, I saw a SENTIENT BREADSTICK perched in a tree. My companion STRIKER JONES said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my SPAGHETTI LASSO from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the BREADSTICK jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past KMART and by SEVERAL BOOKCASES, but as we were running, we slipped on a TART and fell on our FACES. Quincy saw us and yelled, "YOU WANT SOME?!" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked COLD CUCUMBER SOUP, and it tasted ATROCIOUS, but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served CHERRY SODAS for dessert and let us watch "BEST OF PAINT DRYING" on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for A FISHING POLE and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the BREADSTICK. We will put it in a FISHBOWL in the LOUNGE and charge people $-8 to see it.

  • 10-dartlingfullauto
    [deleted-MTM4OTgyOA==] over 7 years ago

    i'd loveee to gain access to BTD6. but it's not on STEAM. when will it be on Steam? i'd love to have like a estimate of what month it will be unleashed

  • 15-countersnipe
    KazmuskieOG over 7 years ago

    Also, Tam- Not funny. The SAS5 question was valid and a simple, straight answer is a fair thing to ask for.

  • 15-countersnipe
    KazmuskieOG over 7 years ago

    I'll try again since you didn't answer my question this week. Can you allow scrolls to add up for maxed heroes instead of turning straight into Skill Points on TK? I'm getting punished for having max heroes otherwise.

  • 10-hotmonkey
    [deleted-NjkwMzc0] over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at the zen garden called Rake, I saw a lonely bloonchipper perched in a tree. My companion Gwendolin said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my buccaneer grappling hook from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the bloonchipper jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past the monkey statuette by the cherry blossom trees, but as we were running, we slipped on a camo trap and fell on our tails. Quincy saw us and yelled, "You can all have some!... free food at my placeā€ We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked up a permanent brew, and it tasted slightly bitter, but we drank it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served a BTD3 inspired monkey shaped cake for dessert and let us watch Adventure Time on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for a Hereling and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the bloonchipper. We will put it in a BTD6 game in the app store and charge people a free update to see it. (ID - ATRWFEXBD)

  • 41-hunt-or-die-again
    Strayaa over 7 years ago

    When will SAS4 be fixed to work on the latest version of flash?

  • 20-classicsniper
    [deleted-MTMwMjI2MTk=] over 7 years ago

    https://pastebin.com/jvxYxQLi (everything I put here gets cropped)

  • Nk_monkey
    [deleted-ODA3NDA5MQ==] over 7 years ago

    For some reason it won't let me edit my entry comment, so I'll post my username and ID here, sorry. Username: TheDarkLink ID: LHPCCTXCD

  • Nk_monkey
    [deleted-ODA3NDA5MQ==] over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _Striker Jones_ , I saw a _Striker Jones_ perched in a tree. My companion _Striker Jones_ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _Jiker Strones_ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _Striker Jones_ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Biker Bones_ and by _Miker Moans_ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _Like those Loans_ and fell on our _Tighter Phones_ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "_OH COME ON_ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _Shiker Tones_ , and it tasted _Striker Jones_ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _Jiker Strones_ for dessert and let us watch _SERIOUSLY?!?_ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _Biker Bones_ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _Striker Jones_ . We will put it in a _NOTHING GETS PAST MY BOW_ in the _Piker Pwns_ and charge people _10k Monkey Money_ to see it.