What's up, people of Ninja Kiwi? Not much new this week, but things are still flying along behind the scenes. That means lots of answers to questions, but first...
There's a lot of danger out there!
You were told it was dangerous to go alone, but did you listen? Of course not! You're a zombie slayer and you've had enough of these Monday to Friday zombies.

The Lone Wolf Championship is under way! You can earn medals by slaying bosses like a boss in single player and from participating in Last Man Standing and Virus Sample events.
The top 3 players get the incredible HIKS M1000 "assault rifle" and there are tonnes of awesome rewards up for grabs for the top thousand players (and some nice rewards for people under that).
Good luck and Godspeed.
Questions from the Comments:
So, I can't borrow ten dollars for gas?
Um. I don't carry change sorry.
Goku or Superman?
Goku... Is this even a real question?
Do there be Bloonchipper?
There do.
Will Monkey Knowledge be put in Bloons Monkey City mobile?
It most certainly will. It's still in development though so only hold your breath if you go under water, and make sure to breath as soon as you surface.
Will Fortress Destroyer ever have a Clan Challenge?
Clan Challenges are currently on indefinite hiatus. In the even we do reintroduce them we will almost definitely use Fortress Destroyer.
Does Ninja Kiwi HQ have a small cramped, damp basement filled with cleaning supplies for when you're a badmin?
Sort of. We use a cleaning supplies cupboard. Not a basement. Not damp.
What exactly happened to last [, last] week's blog?
I was out of town.
Aaron, can you teach us some life h@x0r$?
If you drop something on the ground and don't have shoes on, pick that thing up with your toes instead of bending over!
Is the Buccaneer going to receive any changes? The Monkey Sub seems to outclass it in every way.
Does the word "Pirate" mean nothing? No, there probably won't be any Buccaneer changes. We may make changes to the Sub after we can see how big a change is needed and what in particular would work best.
Will the Monkey Sub be added to BTD Battles web?
No plans to add more towers to Battles web.
Do you prefer Pi or pie?
Pie.
If you could add another city to Fortress Destroyer, what city would it be?
Москва
What will the next BMC boss be named?
Hans von Bloonface
Are you updating BTD Battles web?
There will be more updates, yep. No time frame.
Do you guys eat kiwis (the fruit) for breakfast, lunch, dinner AND dessert?
Honestly I don't see people eat kiwifruit very often. So no, sadly :(
Have you guys ever thought about bringing back Monkey Glue or adding more road items?
I'm sure it's been thought about but I've never heard it being discussed as long as I've been here. Who knows what the future will hold!
Any plans for the newer new forums coming in before the end of 2015?
The newer new forums are on hold. No idea when/if they'll come, so probably not this year ;(
Will you ever introduce AP to mobile games and/or have an account system across web and mobile?
We don't plan to do that at the moment. It's quite complex even if implementing it wasn't.
Will you ever make a way to get spent cores back from weapons?
It's possible that that'll be possible in some way, at some point, but there are no plans for it at the moment.
What would have been in the missing blog post?
What would you have liked to be in the missing blog post?
Aaron
I have a question about the full boosts won in the SAS4 Championship. When exactly do they start? When the Championship ends or the next time we log into SAS4? I think it would be better if they started at the next SAS4 login. Half of my full boosts were wasted because I needed to go to sleep. I did enjoy them though thank you.
Will road spikes be added to Bloons Tower Defense Battles web?
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Are you guys actual ninjas?
Totally awesome!
Will there be a third city in bloons monkey city? If so what would it be?
Do you think you'll be able to Trade on SAS4 or is that 2 Over Powered :P
So, all of the mobile towers are coming to web? We already got the Deluxe "play" button ;)
Any plans to nerf Bloonjitsu?
Would Hans von Bloonface will be stronger than Bloonarius the Inflator at BMC? Plus will there be new buildings?