THIS SUPER EXTREME COMMENT ANSWERING SPECIAL BLOG POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHARLESTON CHEW!
But before we get into that, how about some competitions for you to win glorious prizes? What would the competition be? Well that's what I want you to tell me! Leave a comment with your ideas for a competition. It could be singing, b[al]loon juggling, video guide making, drawing or something that isn't even mentioned here! From your answers I'll put together a little something every so often (maybe every week) and put those glorious prizes up for grabs. T-shirts, BTD5 Steam Keys, maybe even Bloonstones, Strongboxes and other in-game items.
And now...
Questions from the Comments:
How often will Fortress Destroyer get an update?
There isn't a set schedule. Generally we try for one a month though.
Will Let's Go Rocket ever get a mention?
Let's go look at it now! I'm terrible at these games :(
When will Bloons Super Monkey 2 be ported to mobile?
Did we say it was going to? Not saying it is/not. Just saying.
Will you add every mobile and steam exclusive tower to BTD5 web?
Maybe, maybe not. We don't consider any towers exclusive in the sense that they're limited to one version.
How often are there going to be Championships in SAS4?
About every so often. I'd expect a similar gap between each but things can be late sometimes.
Are you EVER gonna make BTD6?
Bloons is a rad game series so BTD6 will probably come out one day. At the moment we're just focusing on BTD5, BTD Battles and BMC, so until we're ready to talk about new games you're not gonna hear about them.
Will you be making any balance changes to towers in BTD Battles web?
We would like to improve some of the less used towers (Snipers, Glue Gunners etc.) but if/when that'll happen is unknown.
If you create a BTD Battles version for Steam, would it be based off the mobile or web version?
It would be based off the mobile version (if it ever happened). I'd expect it to work like BTD5, so same servers as mobile for multi-player.
Any plans to make Championships in SAS4 less grindy?
Not really. Because Championships are about accruing medals there is always going to be grind. If someone only played for 1 hour they could win, unless someone plays for 1 hour and 1 minute. People will keep on playing that little bit more until they don't feel it's worth it. The prizes for "normal" participation are much better now and if you only want to play like normal you're not punished. Most people are able to play more to get cool stuff.
Will Bloons Super Monkey 2 be seeing any more updates?
Unfortunately not.
Would there be a way to trade guns in SAS4 to other people?
Nope.
Any plans to nerf Bloonjitsu?
Not likely.
Will road spikes be added to Battles web?
Probably not.
Do you pick questions based on likes, randomness or what is most useful/you like?
A bit of them all. Some that are answered recently I'll skip over. Ones that don't have an answer I'll usually skip. If you're being rude or phrasing it in a condescending/loaded way it probably won't be answered. If it's a bit obvious I'll skip it.
Which Ninja Kiwi game are you good at? What's your favourite?
I don't think I could call myself good at any of them compared to most of you. BTD5 has my heart though (and I'm not that bad).
Milk, coffee or tea?
Coffee > Tea > Water > Maple Syrup (as a drink) > > > Milk (goes well in coffee and cereal, but not by itself. No way.)
Do you play Clash of Clans?
I do not.
Moustache, goatee, beard or pimple?
Beard.
Aaron, how many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
I guess if one exploded in your face it would count as changing you. So one?
How often do you get questions that make you think for a long time?
Think? Actually, I had this one about a light bulb once. That was a doozy.
Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
What's your opinion on a selfie stick?
I've never used one myself but I don't judge others for using them. It's up to them how they live their life, even if I don't agree with it.
Do you have Windows 10?
I'm about to upgrade my (work) computer, right after this!
Holy guacamole. Well there are your answers, leave more questions (and competition ideas) below!
Aaron
Ok, so my competition suggestion. Ignore that :'(
Can you make a game pack for all of the Bloons Tower Defence related games and it have a history theme looking back at the success of the franchise?
Can you add competitions to Bloons tower defence 5?
If SAS: Zombie Assault 4 was ported to Steam, would it be like the mobile version, or made in Unity?
Will Fortress: Destroyer get more missions/content?
All players like myself want is to be able to get top prizes (the guns) from championships without practically killing ourselves. I have played this game for hour(s) a day almost every day since it came out, yet to get the equipment I want, I would have to 'compete' vs people willing to spend over 20 hours a day on a game for a full week. I have put more than enough time into this game to have earned the right to use every single thing in it, yet it expects me to grind forever just to get anything. Like this BS of doing 15 NM games a day, but only getting one core IN THE LAST MONTH AND A HALF. Or I want a m1000? Yea, its not enough that I play daily and have 3 lvl 100, nope. I have to completely deprive myself of sleep, study, social time, and literally everything that isnt SAS, for a whole week. And I refuse to let a game do this to me. And because I refuse to play SAS 23 hours a day, I am denied the stuff that I should be able to use by now. This is a damn game, not a full time job. And I expect that top level equipment should be available to all top rank players, not just the ones who can play 23 hours a day for a week.
why did you make fortress destroyer for unity not flash? some people don't use unity
As the portal artefact has now been removed, can you explain to us what it was actually going to do?
Will there be a third city in BMC? what name? (competition?)
how often does bloonarius return?