THIS SUPER EXTREME COMMENT ANSWERING SPECIAL BLOG POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHARLESTON CHEW!
But before we get into that, how about some competitions for you to win glorious prizes? What would the competition be? Well that's what I want you to tell me! Leave a comment with your ideas for a competition. It could be singing, b[al]loon juggling, video guide making, drawing or something that isn't even mentioned here! From your answers I'll put together a little something every so often (maybe every week) and put those glorious prizes up for grabs. T-shirts, BTD5 Steam Keys, maybe even Bloonstones, Strongboxes and other in-game items.
And now...
Questions from the Comments:
How often will Fortress Destroyer get an update?
There isn't a set schedule. Generally we try for one a month though.
Will Let's Go Rocket ever get a mention?
Let's go look at it now! I'm terrible at these games :(
When will Bloons Super Monkey 2 be ported to mobile?
Did we say it was going to? Not saying it is/not. Just saying.
Will you add every mobile and steam exclusive tower to BTD5 web?
Maybe, maybe not. We don't consider any towers exclusive in the sense that they're limited to one version.
How often are there going to be Championships in SAS4?
About every so often. I'd expect a similar gap between each but things can be late sometimes.
Are you EVER gonna make BTD6?
Bloons is a rad game series so BTD6 will probably come out one day. At the moment we're just focusing on BTD5, BTD Battles and BMC, so until we're ready to talk about new games you're not gonna hear about them.
Will you be making any balance changes to towers in BTD Battles web?
We would like to improve some of the less used towers (Snipers, Glue Gunners etc.) but if/when that'll happen is unknown.
If you create a BTD Battles version for Steam, would it be based off the mobile or web version?
It would be based off the mobile version (if it ever happened). I'd expect it to work like BTD5, so same servers as mobile for multi-player.
Any plans to make Championships in SAS4 less grindy?
Not really. Because Championships are about accruing medals there is always going to be grind. If someone only played for 1 hour they could win, unless someone plays for 1 hour and 1 minute. People will keep on playing that little bit more until they don't feel it's worth it. The prizes for "normal" participation are much better now and if you only want to play like normal you're not punished. Most people are able to play more to get cool stuff.
Will Bloons Super Monkey 2 be seeing any more updates?
Unfortunately not.
Would there be a way to trade guns in SAS4 to other people?
Nope.
Any plans to nerf Bloonjitsu?
Not likely.
Will road spikes be added to Battles web?
Probably not.
Do you pick questions based on likes, randomness or what is most useful/you like?
A bit of them all. Some that are answered recently I'll skip over. Ones that don't have an answer I'll usually skip. If you're being rude or phrasing it in a condescending/loaded way it probably won't be answered. If it's a bit obvious I'll skip it.
Which Ninja Kiwi game are you good at? What's your favourite?
I don't think I could call myself good at any of them compared to most of you. BTD5 has my heart though (and I'm not that bad).
Milk, coffee or tea?
Coffee > Tea > Water > Maple Syrup (as a drink) > > > Milk (goes well in coffee and cereal, but not by itself. No way.)
Do you play Clash of Clans?
I do not.
Moustache, goatee, beard or pimple?
Beard.
Aaron, how many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
I guess if one exploded in your face it would count as changing you. So one?
How often do you get questions that make you think for a long time?
Think? Actually, I had this one about a light bulb once. That was a doozy.
Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
What's your opinion on a selfie stick?
I've never used one myself but I don't judge others for using them. It's up to them how they live their life, even if I don't agree with it.
Do you have Windows 10?
I'm about to upgrade my (work) computer, right after this!
Holy guacamole. Well there are your answers, leave more questions (and competition ideas) below!
Aaron
Loved the Futurama Nixon Charleston Chew reference at the beginning.
The holy guacamole (or any other kind of guacamole for that matter) sounds much better than a Charleston Chew. Contests sound fun. How about a kerbschnitzen contest with a hoodie as a prize. :P I might be able to win that one depending on who else entered. Hand carved NK coasters would be more awesomer. You know you want one. Limerick writing? Monkey training? Best NK related Halloween costume or carved pumpkin? (A necrosis costume would be pretty creepy.)
Charleston, Chew, eh?
Windows 7 Vs. Windows 10. Pro's? Cons? Overall?
The last SAS4 champinship had some pretty suspicious winners, what was that about?
A competition, eh? How about designing T-Shirts with awesome NK pizzazz, or perhaps creating a possible storyline to how SAS 4 could progress [What will happen next, and why?]. Maybe even sending detailed game ideas, or why not a trivia game?
Aaron, how fast can you type?
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Have any plans on fixing rng?
Pie eating contest or real life balloon popping.