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  • 19-sassoldier
    Vorian over 7 years ago

    Are you actually going to fix SAS 4 on steam? I get that you're a small company, but you've disappointed a lot of people by porting the mobile version to steam as opposed to the browser version. It's almost as if you just put it on steam for the ad revenue alone, never to return to it. You'd make a lot of people happy to play (and spend money) if you actually updated the steam version to what the browser version was in 2015. Hell, I'd buy premium items if I could craft weapons like in the browser version.

  • 43-sas-detail
    LordofKaon over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _my top-secret anti bloon laboratory_ , I saw a _lead bloon corrupted by cybertronian technology_ perched in a tree. My companion _Arkon Primus_ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _broad-spectrum an.alyser (stupid censor) and disintegration ray_ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _corrupted bloon_ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Striker Jones’ house_ and by _Gwens fuel and pyrotechnics depot_ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _pile of grease spilled by the lead bloon in an attempt to escape us_ and fell on our _shiny metal rear-ends_ . Quincy saw us and yelled, “_Quick, get inside - there’s a fortified and weaponised DDT approaching_ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _some indigestible food more suited to carbon-based life forms_ , and it tasted _worse than that time we had to eat expired energon_ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _some well-rusted and oiled scrap iron from the scrap pile in his workshop_ for dessert and let us watch _a documentary about stripping down and refurbishing motors_ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _a mid-range high-powered tractor beam_ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _unholy combination of bloon and transformer technology which evaded us today_ . We will put it in a _specialised containment unit, an.alyse its weaknesses to develop new anti-bloon weaponry, neutralise its cybertech, and then display it_ in the _local bloon museum_ and charge people _a few dollars_ to see it.  If I get anything, tower keepers web please - though i don't really need anything lol. just wanted to write something fun :)

  • 35-comicbookace
    mrbloonsmaster over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at THE VILLAGE , I saw a GREEN BLOON perched in a tree. My companion NINJA MONKEY said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my NET from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the GREEN BLOON jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past THE APPLE TREE and by THE BANANA TREE , but as we were running, we slipped on a BANANA SKIN and fell on our BOTTOMS . Quincy saw us and yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?!" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked FISH, and it tasted LIKE SOCKS, but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served ICE-CREAM for dessert and let us watch BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE BATTLES on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for A SHURIKEN NET and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the GREEN BLOON . We will put it in a CAGE in the VILLAGE and charge people APPLES AND BANANAS to see it. Prize: sas4 flash please.

  • 8-sasmonkey
    [deleted-OTc5MDc4OA==] over 7 years ago

    Rohan do you think nk would do a bloons roguelike?

  • 7-wizard
    [deleted-MjA4MTkwNTg=] over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _The Tree Fort___ , I saw a _Gunter____ perched in a tree. My companion __Finn____ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _Juggernaut_____ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _Gunter_____ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Candy Kingdom_____ and by _the Ice Kingdom____ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _ice cube_____ and fell on our _backpacks_____ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "_Oooh stop that__ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _apple pie_____ , and it tasted _nothing like Tree Trunks_____ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _MORE APPLE PIE_____ for dessert and let us watch _"Nothing but Rubber"_____ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _The Bloon Trap 2000_____ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _Gunter_____ . We will put it in a _Pile of fish____ in the _Bloon Trap 2000_____ and charge people _More Gunters_____ to see it.  Prize: BTD Battles mobile ID: XURCHDHXR

  • 30-terminatormonkey
    [deleted-MTg4MTU3MA==] over 7 years ago

    BSM2 mobile

  • 30-terminatormonkey
    [deleted-MTg4MTU3MA==] over 7 years ago

    While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _NKHQ_ , I saw a _Zaluss_ perched in a tree. My companion _Bulbous Bob the Big Bloon Beater_ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _Dartling Gun_ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _Zaluss_ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Dundee_ and by _Zealandia_ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _Bloon Peel_ and fell on our _Backsides_ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "_Tarn it! I forgot to do the blog_ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _Bloon Pie_ , and it tasted _Rubbery_ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _Pineapple a'La Bombe Surprise_ for dessert and let us watch _Popping With The Bloons_ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _StunLock_ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _Zaluss_ . We will put it in a _Portal_ in the _Bloon Hole_ and charge people _dollarydoos_ to see it.

  • 43-sas-detail
    LordofKaon over 7 years ago

    When will complainers be fixed to work on the latest version of moving on?

  • Btd5_tack
    1s2q3u4i5r6t over 7 years ago

    Since btd6 isn't coming out on steam will it come out on amazon?

  • 16-kiwislice
    FlamingKalle over 7 years ago

    Is the 0-0 Dart Monkey jealous of the 0-0-0 dart monkey?

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