Hey everyone!
Welcome to the Ninja Kiwi blog for the 17th of August, 2018!
What's been going on this week?
What a week! We've had Battles tournaments, birthdays, handball competitions and even moved some of the desks around in the office. Not to mention the crazy amount of work that's gone into BTD 6 and BAT TD.
We've also making two of our awesome games free to download. Fortress Destroyer and Bloons Super Monkey 2. Fortress destroyer will remain free while Bloons Super Monkey 2 will be on a 10-day free trial starting tomorrow. If you haven't yet played them I highly suggest you give them a shot.
Fortress Destroyer: iOS
Fortress Destroyer: Google Play
Bloons Super Monkey 2: iOS
Bloons Super Monkey 2: Google Play
This weeks focus:
- BTD6 -
Pile O' Monkey Money sale.
- Tower Keepers -
Hero battles rewards x2, double gold. Warlock and Shaman skins on sale.
Ongoing Gathering Storm campaign.
- BTD Battles -
BFB with no bonus and BFB cards on Friday, MOAB, MOAB club, MOAB club cards on Saturday, BFB with no bonus, BFB club and BFB random cards on Sunday.
Medallions and Engineer skins on sale.
- SAS4 web -
LMS with full boosts as rewards on Friday, VS with black item as reward on bounties on Saturday, Apoc with boss bounty for alloy on Sunday.
Sales on epic pack and 7th premium gun set: Bayonet, RIA 75 and 888 CAW
- SAS4 Mobile -
VS on Friday, Apoc on Saturday, LMS on Sunday with black box as reward.
Sales on nantos, epic pack and 9th premium gun set: Contagion, Ahab and Calamity
- BMC web and mobile -
Daily monkey teams with knowledge packs as rewards on Saturday. Monkey knowledge packs on sale.
- BTD5 -
Preferred monkey changing maps every 3hs. Bloonvasion and ZOMG pops counting for the leaderboards.
Monkey money and ninja skins on sale.
- BSM2 -
Double blops and boosters.
Competition:
This weeks competition is to take the following sentence and fill in the blanks with the funniest, wackiest and weirdest (keep it PG) things you can think of! The more Bloons related the better!
Fill in the blanks:
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at ______ , I saw a ______ perched in a tree. My companion ______ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my ______ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the ______ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past ______ and by ______ , but as we were running, we slipped on a ______ and fell on our ______ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "____________ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked ______ , and it tasted ______ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served ______ for dessert and let us watch ______ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for ______ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the ______ . We will put it in a ______ in the ______ and charge people ______ to see it.
Post your entries in a comment below.
The prize for this week's competition is:
Mystery Prize for a game of your choice!
Please pick from the following:
BTD5, BMC, SAS4, Tower Keepers web
BTD 6, Battles, BMC, SAS4, Tower Keepers, Fortress Destroyer, Bloons Super Monkey 2 mobile
Include your mobile User ID if you're wanting a prize for mobile.
Rules:
One entry per person
Terms apply
Entries must be in before 2 pm, Friday 24th of August(New Zealand time)
Include your username/platform user ID details in your entry.
Questions from the comments:
- Why has Rohan been playing BTD6 for days on end?
Because he's immortal and the only thing that sustains his immortality is Burger Fuel and Bloons TD 6.
- It was previously said that the 0-0 dart monkey kept winning "Employee" of the month at Ninja Kiwi headquarters. But what if you guys add a "Hero of the Month"? The four legendary heroes - "Bow Monkey who can't aim" "Pyro Monkey who is bae" "Tree Monkey with Blue Fur" "Tank Monkey" Who would win?
We all know the 0-0-0 Dart Monkey is the one and only True Hero. Don't believe me? Just watch the first 4 minutes of this video.
- SAS5 when?
Oooops, you just reset the countdown. Timer reset to 666 days.
- Will BMC or BTDB be updated to include the new towers and upgrades as BTD6?
It's not in our current scope as we are prioritizing BAT TD and BTD 6 content.
- What is a life in BTD6? Back when soulbind was a thing, the conversion rates meant that even a Dart Monkey was worth 2 lives. So whose life is being lost when a bloon leaks and why is it worth less than monkey lives?
Any life is only truly as valuable as a sacrifice it can offer to the one true sun god, and if you can't offer any sacrifice this only serves to anger that power. So you're really just trying to keep the sun god happy and resting until it's power is needed.
When you can't do that, well Churchill says it best.
Also, Tim's Birthday Party.
As always, feel free to ask a question and I'll do my best to answer!
Tarn
Are you actually going to fix SAS 4 on steam? I get that you're a small company, but you've disappointed a lot of people by porting the mobile version to steam as opposed to the browser version. It's almost as if you just put it on steam for the ad revenue alone, never to return to it. You'd make a lot of people happy to play (and spend money) if you actually updated the steam version to what the browser version was in 2015. Hell, I'd buy premium items if I could craft weapons like in the browser version.
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _my top-secret anti bloon laboratory_ , I saw a _lead bloon corrupted by cybertronian technology_ perched in a tree. My companion _Arkon Primus_ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _broad-spectrum an.alyser (stupid censor) and disintegration ray_ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _corrupted bloon_ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Striker Jones’ house_ and by _Gwens fuel and pyrotechnics depot_ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _pile of grease spilled by the lead bloon in an attempt to escape us_ and fell on our _shiny metal rear-ends_ . Quincy saw us and yelled, “_Quick, get inside - there’s a fortified and weaponised DDT approaching_ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _some indigestible food more suited to carbon-based life forms_ , and it tasted _worse than that time we had to eat expired energon_ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _some well-rusted and oiled scrap iron from the scrap pile in his workshop_ for dessert and let us watch _a documentary about stripping down and refurbishing motors_ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _a mid-range high-powered tractor beam_ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _unholy combination of bloon and transformer technology which evaded us today_ . We will put it in a _specialised containment unit, an.alyse its weaknesses to develop new anti-bloon weaponry, neutralise its cybertech, and then display it_ in the _local bloon museum_ and charge people _a few dollars_ to see it. If I get anything, tower keepers web please - though i don't really need anything lol. just wanted to write something fun :)
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at THE VILLAGE , I saw a GREEN BLOON perched in a tree. My companion NINJA MONKEY said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my NET from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the GREEN BLOON jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past THE APPLE TREE and by THE BANANA TREE , but as we were running, we slipped on a BANANA SKIN and fell on our BOTTOMS . Quincy saw us and yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?!" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked FISH, and it tasted LIKE SOCKS, but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served ICE-CREAM for dessert and let us watch BLOONS TOWER DEFENSE BATTLES on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for A SHURIKEN NET and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the GREEN BLOON . We will put it in a CAGE in the VILLAGE and charge people APPLES AND BANANAS to see it. Prize: sas4 flash please.
Rohan do you think nk would do a bloons roguelike?
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _The Tree Fort___ , I saw a _Gunter____ perched in a tree. My companion __Finn____ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _Juggernaut_____ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _Gunter_____ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Candy Kingdom_____ and by _the Ice Kingdom____ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _ice cube_____ and fell on our _backpacks_____ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "_Oooh stop that__ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _apple pie_____ , and it tasted _nothing like Tree Trunks_____ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _MORE APPLE PIE_____ for dessert and let us watch _"Nothing but Rubber"_____ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _The Bloon Trap 2000_____ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _Gunter_____ . We will put it in a _Pile of fish____ in the _Bloon Trap 2000_____ and charge people _More Gunters_____ to see it. Prize: BTD Battles mobile ID: XURCHDHXR
BSM2 mobile
While hanging out after a hard day popping bloons at _NKHQ_ , I saw a _Zaluss_ perched in a tree. My companion _Bulbous Bob the Big Bloon Beater_ said we should try to catch it. I quickly grabbed my _Dartling Gun_ from my backpack of infinite size. When I did, the _Zaluss_ jumped out of the tree. My companion and I chased it past _Dundee_ and by _Zealandia_ , but as we were running, we slipped on a _Bloon Peel_ and fell on our _Backsides_ . Quincy saw us and yelled, "_Tarn it! I forgot to do the blog_ !" We listened and went inside the house. Quincy had cooked _Bloon Pie_ , and it tasted _Rubbery_ , but we ate it anyway while telling him the story of our chase. He said not to be too sad about it. To make us feel better, he served _Pineapple a'La Bombe Surprise_ for dessert and let us watch _Popping With The Bloons_ on TV. While watching TV, we saw a commercial for _StunLock_ and decided to order one. When it comes in the mail, we will finally be able to catch the _Zaluss_ . We will put it in a _Portal_ in the _Bloon Hole_ and charge people _dollarydoos_ to see it.
When will complainers be fixed to work on the latest version of moving on?
Since btd6 isn't coming out on steam will it come out on amazon?
Is the 0-0 Dart Monkey jealous of the 0-0-0 dart monkey?